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Were-Fonnie Transformation {Request #41} by cjc728
Ah, gather thee round sailors, for a tale of woe and comedy will be told...

oh...
It all started when I was a wee young lad(2014)
sudo was just born and I was oh so glad
but then came nena and all of her queery little things
which made the cucking fox go oh so filthy mean.

[Chorus]
DONT POST!  DONT POST!
DONT POST YOUR FUCKING MEMES!
BEWARE THE SCARE OR ELSE COME PREPARED!
FOR THE FOX WILL GET YOU BEANED!

After a whole year of raging liberal tumblies(2015)
The Prophet Jay came along and saved us from poverty
He said "I dont care, fuck the scare, lets shitpost away"
And thus offensiveness entered into the main

[Chorus]
DONT POST!  DONT POST!
DONT POST YOUR FUCKING MEMES!
BEWARE THE SCARE OR ELSE COME PREPARED!
FOR THE FOX WILL GET YOU BEANED!

Unfortunately, he got banned, it was a major rekt
but never forgotten, instead brought in the new golden kek
Stego, Inhale, and I started to follow in his steps
and thus offensiveness returned to be kept

[Chorus]
DONT POST!  DONT POST!
DONT POST YOUR FUCKING MEMES!
BEWARE THE SCARE OR ELSE COME PREPARED!
FOR THE FOX WILL GET YOU BEANED!

Now here comes the very tragedy of the story
I posted some fun 9/11 katie-chan glory
11 flips sent to shit by the damn fox
In the end, I guess you can say I got really fucked

[Chorus]
DONT POST!  DONT POST!
DONT POST YOUR FUCKING MEMES!
BEWARE THE SCARE OR ELSE COME PREPARED!
FOR THE FOX WILL GET YOU BEANED!

And that concludes my mighty tale of sudo's horrendous lavatory.
Ah! Bravo.  For years, the great philosophers and scholars alike have been dumbfounded upon understanding the esoteric nature of faggotry.  But now because of you, this burning desire they once had... Has been kindled, and they appall it.  I know, as charming as you see yourself as, you dry out the very dank of this establishment and I ask for you to head once more to your sequestered shack and begone...

Sincerely,                                                                 
  -A concerned 4chanian.